DISCLAIMER: I am at the end of my fucking rope and I am aware that the formatting/coding/whatever the fuck related[…]
Read moreLatest Posts
Svakom Siren Review
The Siren Song of the Svakom Siren: This week, I’m reviewing yet another Svakom toy! In my last post, I[…]
Read more
Svakom Ella Neo Vibrator Review
Take a Crack of This Egg: The Svakom Ella Neo Ah, Svakom…we meet again. The Svakom Ella Neo is an[…]
Read more
CalExotics Chic Tulip Vibrator Review
Is the Chic Tulip Vibrator in Bloom? The CalExotics Chic Tulip Vibrator sells itself as a dual-motor combination that delivers[…]
Read more
VUSH Myth Vibrator Review
The VUSH Myth: An Unintentionally E.T. Themed Sex Toy If you’ve ever had a sexual fantasy involving E.T. the Extra[…]
Read more
Review: Deep Fantasies Xenomorph Dildo
PREPARE FOR A DISCOURSE HEAVY FANTASY DILDO REVIEW: Do you ever find yourself in a situation where things look like[…]
Read more
Pleasure Works Ahoy Cock Ring Review
Experimenting with Using a Cock Ring as a Buffer in Penetrative Sex: Seeing as neither myself nor my sexual partner[…]
Read more
We-Vibe Melt Review
We-Vibe Melt Review: Sometimes, Feeling Blue is a Good Thing One of the best developments in the world of sex[…]
Read more
Dame Aer Review
Dame Aer Review: Aer You Ready For This? My first experience with a suction/air pulse sex toy—the Satisfyer Love Triangle—was[…]
Read more
Satisfyer Sexy Secret Panty Vibrator Review
If It Were 2005, This Would Be The Shmexy :3 Secret: So far, my experiences with Satisfyer have been at[…]
Read more