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November 24, 2021 Dildoodler General Rambling, Miscellaneous

DISCLAIMER: I am at the end of my fucking rope and I am aware that the formatting/coding/whatever the fuck related[…]

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The Svakom Siren laying beside a strand of ivy leaves.

Svakom Siren Review

November 18, 2021 Dildoodler Reviews

The Siren Song of the Svakom Siren: This week, I’m reviewing yet another Svakom toy! In my last post, I[…]

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Svakom Ella Neo Vibrator Review

November 4, 2021 Dildoodler Reviews

Take a Crack of This Egg: The Svakom Ella Neo Ah, Svakom…we meet again. The Svakom Ella Neo is an[…]

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CalExotics Chic Tulip Vibrator Review

October 25, 2021 Dildoodler Reviews

Is the Chic Tulip Vibrator in Bloom? The CalExotics Chic Tulip Vibrator sells itself as a dual-motor combination that delivers[…]

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The VUSH Myth

VUSH Myth Vibrator Review

October 14, 2021 Dildoodler Reviews

The VUSH Myth: An Unintentionally E.T. Themed Sex Toy If you’ve ever had a sexual fantasy involving E.T. the Extra[…]

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Deep Fantasies Xenomorph dildo resting on its side

Review: Deep Fantasies Xenomorph Dildo

September 22, 2021 Dildoodler Reviews

PREPARE FOR A DISCOURSE HEAVY FANTASY DILDO REVIEW: Do you ever find yourself in a situation where things look like[…]

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Pleasure Works Ahoy Cock Ring Review

August 26, 2021 Dildoodler Reviews

Experimenting with Using a Cock Ring as a Buffer in Penetrative Sex: Seeing as neither myself nor my sexual partner[…]

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Blue We-Vibe Melt

We-Vibe Melt Review

August 13, 2021 Dildoodler Reviews

We-Vibe Melt Review: Sometimes, Feeling Blue is a Good Thing One of the best developments in the world of sex[…]

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Dame Aer air pulse suction toy

Dame Aer Review

August 4, 2021 Dildoodler Reviews

Dame Aer Review: Aer You Ready For This? My first experience with a suction/air pulse sex toy—the Satisfyer Love Triangle—was[…]

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Satisfyer Sexy Secret vibrator resting on a spread of lacy underwear in a variety of colors including pink, blue, and gray

Satisfyer Sexy Secret Panty Vibrator Review

July 29, 2021 Dildoodler Reviews

If It Were 2005, This Would Be The Shmexy :3 Secret: So far, my experiences with Satisfyer have been at[…]