WHO AM I AND WHAT DO I DO?
Professionally, I am a full time copywriter with 5+ years of experience. I am currently seeking to broaden and diversify my freelancing portfolio, and I am hoping to access a wider range of writing opportunities through this blog. I specialize in writing SEO optimized blog posts and web pages, detailed product descriptions, press/news releases, and more. I am able to provide my full professional portfolio on request to companies who are seriously interested in working with me, on condition of my anonymity and privacy being maintained.
I am hoping that my work with this blog will give me opportunities to connect with writing opportunities in the sex toy industry and the greater LGBTQ community.
This blog is a side project with no affiliation or relation to any of my other professional projects.
All content on my blog is original—this includes my writing, my artwork, and my photography. You may NOT republish any content from my blog without my express written permission. To do so constitutes copyright infringement, and I will take all necessary actions to remove any content of mine that has been stolen.
I do not accept guest posts.
I am an anonymous blogger and my privacy is of the utmost importance to me. If you are working with me and I share any personal identifying details with you—including my legal name, my address, my professional writing samples, or any other information—you must agree to uphold my anonymity.
All of my personal identifying information must remain private and must not be shared with any other party without my explicit written consent.
If you would like me to review a sex toy, please contact me at firstname.lastname@example.org to discuss working together.
If you send me a sex toy to review, it is mine. I will not return or pay for a product that was sent to me for free. All review terms and conditions must be agreed to in advance.
All of my content is HONEST. I do not guarantee a positive review for any product that I am sent.
I will not review the following:
Sex toys made from materials that are not body-safe.
Sex toys or accessories designed for penises.
Any kind of supplement or “sexual enhancement” product.
Sex toys from retailers that sell exclusively on Amazon or eBay.
Lubricants, massage oils, lotions, etc.
I will adhere to all Federal Trade Commission guidelines. All sponsored content will be clearly labeled as such. All links in my posts will be no-follow links. I do not sell do-follow links.
I am currently seeking to build relationships with affiliate programs. I maintain the right to be selective in terms of which companies I choose to participate in affiliate programs with, and reserve the right to refuse to participate in a company’s affiliate program for any reason. I will only consider affiliate relationships with companies who are in compliance with my morals, as listed below.
I am currently open to selling advertising space on my blog. Please email me at email@example.com for more details.
Please email me at firstname.lastname@example.org to discuss my rates for sponsored posts.
I reserve the right to refuse to work with a company that violates my moral principles. This includes companies that promote toys that are not body safe, companies that perpetuate racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, fatphobia, ableism, and any other form of harmful rhetoric.
Additionally, I reserve the right to refuse to work with anyone for any reason that has not already been stated.