General Rambling Archives

Dildoodler’s 2021 Black Friday Sales Guide / Sex Toy Holiday Wishlist / Gift Guide/????

November 24, 2021 Dildoodler General Rambling, Miscellaneous

DISCLAIMER: I am at the end of my fucking rope and I am aware that the formatting/coding/whatever the fuck related[…]

Sex Goals for 2021

February 11, 2021 Dildoodler General Rambling

How I Wanna Come in 2021 2020 has been an absolute shitshow. Without a doubt. I know it, everyone else[…]

My History with Bullet Vibrators

February 4, 2021 Dildoodler General Rambling

MY HISTORY WITH BULLET VIBRATORS I had tried a few bullet vibrators in the past, but I hated all of[…]

Simple outline drawing of a person wearing a strap-on harness with a bright rainbow watercolor overlay

How My Partner and I Picked Out Our First Strap-On Harness

January 25, 2021 Dildoodler General Rambling

Overcoming Trauma: Tackling Strap-Ons Again After Some Tough Times CONTENT WARNINGS: Abusive relationship dynamics, particularly emotional and financial abuse, and[…]

Drawing of a sleazy sex store with cheap strap-on dildos in the parking spaces outside the store. A neon billboard reads "My Terrible Early Experiences" and the text continues on a green DVD that says "with STRAP-ONS!" on the cover. A cartoon person with orange hair is on the cover looking unhappy.

My Terrible Early Experiences with Strap-Ons

January 20, 2021 Dildoodler General Rambling

My First Nightmarish Experiences and Why I Feared the Strap for Years CONTENT WARNINGS: Abusive relationship dynamics, particularly emotional and[…]

Three tombstones in a graveyard, left one says "here lies they who said "dildo" and died of embarrassment" with a sad face, middle one says "no, fuck that" with an angry face, right one says "bury shame and fear! not healthy conversations!"

Picking Out Sex Toys With Your Partner

January 10, 2021 Dildoodler General Rambling

How To Pick Out Sex Toys With Your Partner When You Would Rather Die Than Say The Word “Dildo” Out[…]

How I Knew It Was Time to Introduce Sex Toys Into My Relationship

January 8, 2021 Dildoodler General Rambling

My partner and I have been in a relationship for about two years, and we’ve been friends quite a bit[…]

The author, a non-binary white person, is depicted as a cartoon drawing with orange hair and glasses. They are wearing a maroon hoodie and wrist braces. They are typing on a laptop covered in anime stickers while squishing a dildo they are holding into their cheek. They are surrounded by several cartoon speech bubbles that say, "I'm IZZY, welcome to my NEW BLOG! I've got SEX TOY OPINIONS! I look like this, my wrists hurt, I like anime/geeky stuff, I'm gay, they/she."

Intro Post!

December 30, 2020 Dildoodler General Rambling, Updates

Welcome to my NEW SEX BLOG! Howdy, and WELCOME to my blog!!!! I’m Izzy, known on the greater internet (as[…]