Hi, and welcome to my blog! My name is Izzy and I’m here to write about sex toys and queer sex related topics with some of my weird drawings as a bonus!


This where I go to distract myself from my day job by writing my reviews and opinions about a variety of sex toys as well as writing rants on gender, sexuality, and probably some irrelevant stuff too. 

I decided to call this blog Dildoodler because my special gimmick is creating weird little drawings to go along with my writing, so…if you like questionable artistic renderings of dildos, you’re in luck! (I still take lots of photos though, don’t worry!)


I wanted to start this blog because I’ve been dying to have an outlet for writing that actually allows me to connect with the queer community and write about topics I’m passionate about. I have a heavily academic background in gender/sexuality studies, literature, and history, so I’m hoping to use this blog as a way to share some of my fun facts with the world, too. 

I’m hoping that by providing informative and comprehensive reviews of sex toys that I can provide insight and help guide people towards making decisions that actually make this hell world a little more pleasant and slightly less shitty. I had so many negative experiences with sex toys in my younger years and it fucking sucked–I want my blog to point people in the direction of toys that are body-safe and actually capable of delivering reliable sexual gratification.

I’m a member of the LGBTQ+ community and I care strongly about social justice and inclusion. Racism, sexism, ableism, transphobia, homophobia, and other hateful bullshit will not be tolerated here.


My partner and I both have vaginas/clits, so you’ll find content related to sex toys for vaginal/clitoral stimulation. Neither of us have penises and neither of us are into anal, so you won’t find any content or review for penis/anal toys.

This blog will never post any explicit photos of sex toys in use and will never post any nude images/sexy photos in general.

I don’t write erotica/fiction/etc. and I’m not into kink stuff so you won’t find any content related to those subjects either.


My essential stats, if you’re adding me to your JRPG team, are:

Name: Izzy

Pronouns: They/she

Age: 27 

Zodiac: Cancer sun/Sagittarius moon/Libra rising

Location: USA

Gender identity/sexual orientation: Nonbinary butch lesbian 

Relationship status: In a monogamous relationship with my partner since January 2019

My partner’s stats: Also 27, also a nonbinary butch lesbian, Scorpio sun/Taurus moon/Cancer rising. My partner uses they/them pronouns exclusively.

Mental/physical health: I’ve got ADHD, Bipolar 2, OCD, PTSD, anxiety, and also something is definitely wrong with my wrists because they hurt all the fucking time

Blog related interests: Gender and sexuality studies (namely from a historical perspective), sex toy marketing, inclusivity, accessibility, colorful and fun sex toy designs

General interests: Literature, history, anime/manga, a handful of video games (cough Animal Crossing cough FFXIV), cooking and baking

Pets: My partner and I have one cat who we refer to as “Stinky,” aka “the weird creature who lives in our home”