The Insatiable G Inflatable G-Spot Flutter Vibrator by CalExotics: What Freaky Sex Wizard Designed This Bad Boy?
The Insatiable G Inflatable G-Spot Flutter Vibrator by CalExotics is, without a doubt, one of the weirder sex toys I’ve come across in my life. Of course, that’s why I chose it to review in the first place, but when I say it’s weird—I have to emphasize. It’s REALLY fucking weird. It’s a combination of wizards, steampunk, and rainforest frogs. But despite being irredeemably weird, PARTS OF IT WOUND UP BEING GOOD??? REALLY GOOD??? I am sitting here in a state of utter shock and surprise—still.
For the purpose of this interview, please visualize a wizard with a long white beard and a funky purple outfit. Hopefully, this illustration will guide you in the steampunk wizard sex journey I’m about to take you on.
First Impressions of the Insatiable G Inflatable G-Spot Flutter Vibrator by CalExotics:
Rather than the cumbersomely long name this toy was officially saddled with, my partner suggested the names “Purple Puffer” and “whatchamacalit” as two potential alternatives. To them, it resembled something that may have been pulled out of a wizard’s bag of holding in a Dungeons and Dragons campaign. Everything about this toy evokes the theme of a strange and weird wizard—does the wizard fuck? I don’t even know if this wizard fucks in a sex way so much as this wizard just fucks around and finds out.
When we first turned this toy on, my partner and I were almost immediately blinded by how aggressively bright the squiggly lights surrounding the control panel were. Seriously, DO NOT look directly at this toy when you’re turning it on, especially if you’re in a dark room. The lights on this toy function like a glowing wizard wand, and my partner suggested that we could use this toy as an emergency backup flashlight in the future.
Turning the power button on doesn’t automatically fire up the toy—it just fires up the lighting panel. Because of the toy’s memory chip technology, though, if you were previously using the toy, turning the power button on would fire it up automatically based on whatever settings you last had active. Aside from the power button, the other buttons on this toy are a squiggle to symbolize the vibrations, and a balloon to symbolize the inflatable feature. The toy also has a travel lock feature and is rechargeable, although it is NOT waterproof.
Insatiable G Inflatable G-Spot Flutter Vibrator by CalExotics: Inflation Performance
The inflatable feature is the ABSOLUTE weirdest thing about this toy. Upon opening the box of the toy up, a guide printed on the cardboard explains the four different inflation settings—low, medium, maximum, and pulsating inflation. However, nothing could have prepared me for what it was like to actually press the inflation button for the first time.
When the Insatiable G Inflatable G-Spot Flutter Vibrator by CalExotics inflates, it is LOUD. Like, loud enough to frighten me. It makes a pronounced mechanical wheeze before puffing up ever so slightly, if you’re starting at the first setting. The degree to which the toy inflates gradually progresses, and on the first three settings it will remain in place after it has puffed up. This essentially allows you to change the toy’s girth to your liking. This is something that you can do either before inserting the toy or while it’s in you. Admittedly, as someone who struggles with pain from penetration, it was appealing to be able to insert an initially smaller toy and then increase its size once the hard part (insertion) was done.
Adjusting the size between three levels is one thing. If this were all the toy did in terms of inflation, I don’t know if it would be that exciting. Interesting, yes, but would it really make me spend 20 minutes fucking around with it in the “fuck around and find out” way as opposed to the sex way? I don’t think so.
Pulsation Performance and Puffing Buttholes:
On the Insatiable G Inflatable G-Spot Flutter Vibrator by CalExotics’s final inflation setting—the “pulsate” setting—it transforms into a simple vibrator to a fucking steam powered whirligig. When I put it on “pulsate”—even without any vibration!—I felt like Bean from Netflix’s Disenchantment when she first visits Steamland. Like Bean, my mouth hung open in a combination of shock, horror, fascination, and confusion. On the “pulsate” setting, this toy is something that would fit right in at a steampunk convention (if only it were brown instead of purple). It has everything that steampunk enthusiasts love—it’s not very functional, it’s as loud as any good factory would be in 1905, it has a strict rhythmic motor pattern, and it even puffs out air! It’s putting the steam in steampunk!
Aside from a steampunk gadget, it also reminds me of a frog sucking air into its body as it puffs up and croaks. To inflate, this toy drags air into its body with a drawn-out mechanical wheeze, with a sound that mimics that of an air mattress blow-up pump. Then, it gently releases the air from its body in a delicate puff of air that resembles the soft “ptoo” of ass wind that comes from my cat’s butthole when he farts in my face.
My partner pointed out two major concerns with the butthole on this toy, aside from the fact that this toy has a farting miniature butthole to begin with. For one, they were concerned about the longevity of this toy—could the inflation mechanism last forever? The silicone on the toy seems durable enough, but it does look a little strained when it puffs up to its maximum…inflation level. Additionally, it already sounds like it’s wheezing and gasping for air, even while it’s currently brand new. Secondly, they were concerned about how well the toy would function if lube or water happened to accidentally enter the fart hole. This toy explicitly states that this toy is NOT waterproof, which gives me a ton of anxiety while cleaning it, so I also have concerns about a stray drop of water or lube entering the toy’s butthole. As if I didn’t have enough to worry about when contemplating the existence of my own butthole….
The pulsating inflation of this toy feels interesting-ish when it’s inside me, but it doesn’t feel particularly sexually stimulating. It feels about as sexually thrilling as, I dunno, those YouTube videos of things being assembled in factories. It’s like “oh, neat,” but I’m certainly not made horny from it. Additionally, the rhythmic fart noises are not something I find sexually arousing either. If you have a kink for roleplaying a realistic steampunk sex scenario, though, I think the huffing, puffing, wheezing, and mechanical whirring of this toy would be a huge perk for bringing your fantasy of steampunk sex to life.
Watch the video here of it on the “pulsate” setting because honestly, my description can’t do it justice:
Insatiable G Inflatable G-Spot Flutter Vibrator by CalExotics: Vibration Performance
The vibration and inflation of this toy are controlled separately, but can be used at the same time. I turned off the pulsating inflation of this toy before experiencing with the vibration settings—simply because the inflation is REALLY distracting. I was prepared for the vibrations to be somewhere between “mediocre,” “disappointing” and straight up “bad,” but I was EXTREMELY surprised by how fucking GOOD the vibration felt???
I didn’t want to like the vibration on this toy. The fact that it was a rabbit style toy made me feel even less confident that I could expect to have an enjoyable experience, given my lingering bitterness about the Blush Novelties Hop Jessica Rabbit. But oh my fucking god, the vibrations on this thing had no fucking business being as good as they were.
My partner actually tried out the vibration settings before I did, and they went in with similarly low expectations. However, as soon as they turned the vibrations on, they shouted out, “FUCK!!! THE CLIT THING!!!!” What we had referred to in our initial conversation of looking at and assessing the vibrator as “the weird kissy fish clit thing” turned out to be “the amazing kissy fish clit thing.” I don’t know what fucking wizardry was done to this toy to make the shape of the clit apparatus so fucking good, but my god! It provides a perfect combination of encapsulating the clit while at the same time having arms that gently extend out and embrace the area surrounding the clit…and then the toy’s vibrations waste no time RATTLING THE VISIBLE CLIT AND EVERYTHING AROUND IT UNDER THE SURFACE!!!
There are seven vibration settings total, and I think I made it to the third level of vibration intensity before my clit was too solidly blasted for me to do anything else aside from orgasm in a state of utter shock and confusion.
The vibrations tip towards the “buzzy” side rather than the rumbly side, but I wouldn’t even count this as a negative, really. If anything, it reminded me of how the Magic Wand feels—which is OVERWHELMINGLY POWERFUL. The softness of the weird kissy fish clit thing’s silicone makes it a better experience than the Magic Wand though, in my opinion, and the clit thing’s SHAPE—fucking sorcery, I’m telling you. It feels so good that I’m mad about it.
A Wizard that Isn’t Waterproof:
The main reason I’m mad is because on the whole…I don’t feel super comfortable using this toy on a regular basis. I know I’m probably being paranoid, but the fact that this toy is very explicitly listed as not being waterproof AND the fact that it has a hole that serves as a visible entry point into the toy’s inner workings…I’m too nervous about damaging this toy to feel like I can freely use it. Additionally, I feel burdened by the idea of having to carefully clean this toy with a washcloth as opposed to just throwing it in the kitchen strainer with all my other sex toys, since almost everything else I have IS completely waterproof.
That being said, though…from what I can observe it’s only the inflation mechanism that prevents this toy from being waterproof. If it were just a regular rabbit vibrator…with the same design and the kissy fish clit thing…this toy would almost definitely be in my regular rotation. Like, fuck, I’m ashamed to admit I enjoyed this steampunk wizard fucking atrocity as much as I did, but the clit thing is just that fucking good.
Final Thoughts on the Insatiable G Inflatable G-Spot Flutter Vibrator by CalExotics:
The Insatiable G Inflatable G-Spot Flutter Vibrator by CalExotics is a jalopy of a sex toy. It’s loud as fuck, it wheezes and whirrs like a steampunk cosplay prop, and the lighting on the control panel will blind you if you look at it directly. The inflatable aspect of it is a fun novelty, although not particularly thrilling from a sexual pleasure standpoint. I applaud it for trying to do something new and different as an inflatable sex toy. More than that, though, I reluctantly have to applaud it as a regular sex toy for being a surprisingly good rabbit vibrator. The design of the external clit arm has a weird fucking shape, but holy fuck does that shape WORK. The toy’s greatest shortcoming is that it isn’t waterproof—if it were, I think it would be seeing a lot of use as a rabbit vibrator in my house.
If you’re interested in getting a Purple Puffer Wizard Fucker, aka an Insatiable G Inflatable G-Spot Flutter Vibrator by CalExotics of your own, you can get one here at Betty’s Toy Box!
Thanks to the magical team at Betty’s for giving me the opportunity to try this item out!
Disclaimer: I received this item in exchange for an honest review. Affiliate links have been used in this post.
