The Vixen Creations Mustang is the Melted Gummy Worm Dildo of my Dreams

The  Vixen Creations Mustang  dildo is what would happen if you melted a ton of gummy worms down and molded them into a dildo. In a good way.

At one particularly cursed anime convention in 2017, some friends of mine attempted to make alcohol-infused gummy worms, or “rummy worms,” which by all accounts should’ve been pretty delicious. Unfortunately, on the drive to the convention, the plastic container holding the worms came into contact with too much direct sunlight and melted the worms into an unrecognizable sludge.

Upon arrival at the hotel, the container of worm goo was hastily placed in the hotel refrigerator, but this couldn’t save the mixture. Instead, the “rummy worms” manifested as a block of light brown, jiggly, clammy (but, admittedly, alcoholic) gunk. It’s haunting because I still don’t know how to truly describe the texture. My best attempt is that it was like a combination of Jello AND pudding. It jiggled. It was brown. It had worm pieces. It changed me (for the worse).

Before this unfortunate incident, my imagining of what melted gummy worms would look like closely resembled the tie-dye coloring of the Vixen Creations Mustang. The colors are bright, vibrant, and truly a great (and unique!) combination. Since I personally do not like “realistic” dildos for a variety of reasons, having a gummy worm color option was the absolute swaying factor in convincing me to buy this dildo.

The Mustang is known for delivering fantastic stimulation, thanks to its dual density construction and the engineering of its shape. But for me, if it’s not aesthetically pleasing, I don’t want it. It doesn’t matter how good it feels.

Fortunately, the Mustang feels good AND looks good.

VISUALS OF THE MUSTANG:

When shopping for my first major dildo investment, I read many rave reviews of the  Mustang . Despite the praise heaped upon it, I was hesitant to purchase the Mustang because it overall seemed too realistic for my tastes. I spent a lot of time searching for less realistic alternatives, but after everything I read, I still kept coming back to the Mustang. I couldn’t get it out of my head, and I pored over pictures of the tie-dye option for this dildo endlessly, trying to decipher how it would look in person.

Finally, I decided that the tie-dye version cancelled out the realistic shape enough for me to comfortably purchase it. And my god, am I glad I did, because this thing feels fucking amazing and is without a doubt my favorite dildo—from a visual AND a physical standpoint.

I can’t emphasize enough how important the color options were to me when making this purchase. Even if I had been given some kind of magical guarantee that this dildo would feel like the best thing ever inside me, I still wouldn’t have purchased it if the only color options had been “skin.” I just…can’t tolerate it.

HOW I FEEL ABOUT REALISM IN DILDOS:

The “realism” factor for a dildo doesn’t bother me when actual penetration is involved. In fact, the realistic head on the Mustang is one of my favorite things about it due to the sensation it provides during insertion. But if a dildo looks realistic, I can’t cope with it. They squick me out too much. They have no visual appeal for me.

When I’m spending money on a dildo, I want it to have artistic value. I want to feel happy when I look at it! I don’t want to feel like throwing it far away from me!

For me, realistic colored dildos create an “uncanny valley” effect and evoke really bad gender feelings. Trying to use a realistic dildo in a strap-on harness on a partner would send me spiraling into Gender Hell, which is a place I would much rather avoid. Fortunately, when the  tie-dye Mustang  is placed into a harness, it just looks like an amorphous candy colored blob. To be fair, I’m super nearsighted, so the fact that I don’t wear my glasses during sex probably contributes to this.

But really, the tie-dye Mustang looks good all the time, not just when my nearsightedness is sheltering me from fully visualizing it. Even when I’m fully bespectacled and examining the Mustang up close, it still doesn’t make me feel uncomfortable or reluctant in any way.

The tie-dye coloration of the Mustang makes it look like a friendly, funky little gummy worm. Not only is this color scheme tolerable, but it also genuinely makes me happy to look at.

MULTIPLE COLOR OPTIONS:

For those who do prefer skin-toned dildos, the Mustang is available in three realistic hues in addition to the tie-dye variety I selected. It also comes in neon pink, neon green, and a color called “Midnight Pearl,” a mix of black, blue, and white that reminds me of a really cool fantasy RPG dice set. The “Midnight Pearl” is great for those who want the Mustang in a color that isn’t realistic, but still want a dildo with an overall mature and sleek aesthetic.

TEXTURE OF THE VIXEN CREATIONS MUSTANG:

The texture of the “rummy worms” and the texture of the Mustang are both memorable.

Fortunately, the Mustang stays in my mind for positive reasons. Beyond any masturbatory purposes, I wish I could have an object of this material with me all the time. I love touching it, squeezing it, squishing it, you name it. And, obviously, fucking it.

I would place it firmly in the “stimmy” category, referring to objects with textures people just can’t get enough of. Typically, those who enjoy “stimmy” objects the most are autistic and/or have ADHD (myself belonging to the latter group), but anyone can find their day improved by getting their hands on a perfectly squishy object. Otherwise, why would stress balls exist?

The  Mustang  is, in my opinion, a perfectly squishy object and also my current favorite dildo at the time of writing this review.

VIXSKIN DUAL DENSITY SILICONE:

What makes the texture and feel of the Mustang so appealing is the VixSkin dual-density (and body-safe!) platinum silicone it’s constructed out of. While the initial layer is very soft and squishy, it has a much firmer layer beneath that makes it sturdy enough to deliver solid penetration while remaining soft enough to provide an experience free of discomfort.

VIXEN CREATIONS MUSTANG DESIGN AND FEELING:

The head of the  Mustang  is plump and squishy, and has an incredibly pleasing shape. Moving just the tip in and out of the vaginal opening feels fantastic, and it feels even better once it enters deeper inside to come into contact with the g-spot. The shape of the head produces this “pop” feeling during insertion, which…I love it, I can’t get enough of it, 10/10. It feels fantastic. The shape and texture of the head combined with the general angle of the Mustang results in a really good sensation on the g-spot. For additional stimulation, there is a little segment of ridges right below the head that acts as a nicely textured accent to the experience the head’s shape provides.

Moving down the shaft, the Mustang demonstrates a continued commitment to realistic texture by incorporating finely sculpted details such as veins, wrinkles, and other minute variations in texture. The shaft also has a nice curve to it, which is responsible for the highly pleasurable g-spot stimulation it provides in use.

REALISTIC FEEL, LESS REALISTIC VISUALS:

Reading about traits such as “veins” and “wrinkles” would normally send me running in the opposite direction. However, the  Mustang  handles them in a very tasteful way that not only mimics the way these traits present themselves in normal humans, but also makes them pretty much invisible unless you’re looking at the Mustang up close.

If you were to hold it in your hand and look down at it, all you would see are the bright, bold, vivid swirls of its unique tie-dye pattern (after all, no two are the same!). As I said before, I was very hesitant to buy the Mustang due to my aversion to realistic dildos. But thankfully, its coloration means that even when I hold it in my hand and process the very realistic shape of it, my brain processes it as simply a colorful object and not really penis-like at all. 

The Mustang is 7.5” total, has an insertable length of 6.5”, and is about 1.6” wide at its girthiest point. The overall shape of it is tapered, meaning it’s easy to get the thinner first half of it in and then progress to its thicker lower portion. The length means that sometimes it bonks my cervix during overzealous moments. This isn’t prevalent enough to be a problem, though, especially because the squishy head is so forgiving. 

HOW REALISTIC IS IT, REALLY?

The Mustang comes very close (in my opinion) to feeling like a real penis, with its squishy head and firm shaft. While I have since renounced interacting with flesh and blood penises in a sexual context, one thing I remember fondly from my time with them was squishing the head like a little desk stress toy. See also, pulling the glans apart to make the urethra look like a little talking Muppet mouth. 

The  Mustang , of course, is not a real penis, and does not allow you to manipulate the glans in a Muppet-like fashion. For people looking for the most realistic experience possible, the Mustang won’t be able to deliver due to its lack of balls, but I personally don’t like balls to be involved with my dildos, so this is a perk for me. In use, it even absorbs and retains body heat, which adds to the realistic experience (as well as how generally comfortable it is in use).

While this dildo cannot fully replicate the feeling of an actual penis, its devotion to including many small realistic details greatly contributes to the overall realistic experience.

THE VIXEN CREATIONS MUSTANG’S PERFORMANCE:

The  Mustang  is like a Fruit Roll Up that activates my monkey brain when I look at it–it’s like a bright multicolored fruit promising it will be a delicious, tasty treat. Right off the bat, using the Mustang is an all-around enjoyable experience. Even though it has a firm core, the squishy exterior of its dual-density design makes insertion comfortable and easy. Because of how particularly squishy the head is, the Mustang feels very accommodating, comfortable, and easy to insert into my vagina. The head is also moderately sized, so that the initial insertion of this dildo is easy and requires minimal warming up.

When thrust back and forth, the solid core of the Mustang becomes more noticeable, but never in an uncomfortable way. The combination of squishy give and firm pressure that the Mustang provides is…the best. I love it. It feels so incredibly stimulating and filling when it’s in me, and I can never get enough of it. It feels like it fits perfectly within me, and is a dildo I’m always in the mood for. Some dildos I have to be in a certain mindset to want to use, but this is truly a dildo for all occasions.

STRAP-ON PERFORMANCE:

The Mustang is also really well-suited for use in a strap-on. The base of it anchors itself firmly in a harness, but remains comfortable against the body of the person wearing the harness. The Mustang’s base is substantial enough that it’s easy to hold on to and maintain a grip on when using the dildo in a handheld context. The base also makes the Mustang safe for anal use, although this is not something I’ve personally dabbled in. 

This dildo is a manageable size and shape, which makes it versatile and well suited for a variety of people. I couldn’t be happier that this was the first dildo I bought, but I would be equally delighted if it had been the 5th, the 50th, or even the 100th dildo I bought. Even with a wider variety of dildos in my collection now, the Mustang is still my absolute favorite.

GENDER FACTOR:

For me, the Mustang also delivers a feeling of gender euphoria. In the unpleasant experiences with strap-on sex that I had when I was younger, I always felt awkward and uncomfortable. While this was due to a variety of factors, one of the biggest reasons was that the low-quality dildos in my rotation at the time were aesthetically repulsive to me. I felt embarrassed and grossed out looking down at them, and they were as unwieldily as they were unattractive.

The Mustang is aesthetically pleasing, and it performs exceptionally well in a harness. When I’m wearing it, I don’t feel ashamed or awkward, I feel confident. On this blog I represent myself as an orange cartoon person, and the Mustang is an orange-y, cartoony dildo. It feels lighthearted and fun to wear, and I feel happy when I look down at it. I feel even happier knowing that it can be trusted to go where I want it to go and that it makes my partner feel good when I’m fucking them.

 Vixen’s Mustang  feels like a joyful manifestation of my gender identity as well as my greater identity as a person. By making me feel more confident during sex, it allows me to perform better during sex.

NEGATIVES:

The greatest downside to the Mustang is its price point. On the Vixen Creations website, it’s listed for $114. However, its price can vary at other retailers, especially considering whatever sales are taking place at any given time.

I was initially hesitant to buy the Mustang because it’s a more expensive dildo. But I’m so glad that I bought it. The Mustang feels SO fucking good. and I definitely think it’s worth saving up and investing in this dildo. If I was only allowed to keep one of the dildos that I own, it would for sure be the Mustang.

The only other negative that I can really think of is that texture of the Mustang’s silicone is slightly tacky/sticky when dry, and prone to collecting lint as a result. When it’s lubed up and in use, though, I’ve never noticed any unpleasant tackiness or stickiness, so this isn’t really a big deal in my opinion.

FINAL THOUGHTS ON THE VIXEN CREATIONS MUSTANG:

Should you buy  the Mustang ?

Yes. I fucking love this dildo.

If you want a realistic dildo that doesn’t look realistic, if you want a rainbow gummy colored dildo, if you want a dildo that feels amazing and performs excellently whether it’s in your hands or in a harness–get the Mustang!

It’s DEFINITELY worth hoarding your lunch money to save up for this fantastic fruity snack.

You can purchase a Vixen Creations Mustang of your own at Betty’s Toy Box, SheVibe, Spectrum Boutique, or LoveHoney!

• Disclaimer: I bought the  Vixen Creations Mustang  dildo with my own money. Affiliate links have been used in this post.