Welcome to my NEW SEX BLOG!

Howdy, and WELCOME to my blog!!!! I’m Izzy, known on the greater internet (as of December 28, 2020) as THE DILDOODLER!

I’ve been kicking around the idea of starting a sex toy review blog for the past year, and after going through endeavors such as:

figuring out how to make a website,
Introducing my vagina to a variety of dildos,
Learning how different tools on Procreate work,
AND writing a whole bunch of words across various keyboards I’ve had access to,

I’m happy to say that everything is finally ready to go and LAUNCHED!!!

Dildoodler juggling drawing on an iPad, typing on a gamer keyboard, and saying hello to a dildo — Me, trying and failing to do way too many things at once.

Wow, I’ve been waiting…a really long time to say “my blog is launched!” instead of yelling in incomprehensible frustration about various setup tasks.

What To Expect From This Blog

I’m hoping this blog will be able to provide comprehensive reviews of sex toys that provide ample technical detail as well as my honest and uncensored opinions. In addition to reviews, I also plan on writing about:

My various opinions related to sex toy marketing,
My assorted life experiences as a non-binary lesbian,
And…whatever else comes to mind.

In addition to my writing, I’ll also be creating some ~ORIGINAL ARTWORK~ (aka weird doodles) to accompany my posts. I hope my art (using the word “art” loosely) is entertaining and helps break up my endless walls of text.

Don’t worry, though–if you’re not into my art, I’ll also be taking plenty of photographs. I hope my photos will clearly capture the details of the sex toys I’ll be reviewing!

Dildoodler demonstrates dildo photography skills — Proof I can take photographs

More About Me/Useful Links:

If you’d like to learn more about me, I have a more detailed/more specific about page.

To check out my collection of sex toys, you can visit my collection page .

Should you find that you’re immediately captivated by my very first blog post and would like to get in touch with me, please visit my contact page–but be sure to visit my terms and policies page first. I may be new, but I’ve still got standards. I’m committed to sex toy safety and only promoting toys that are body-safe, and I refuse to tolerate racism, ableism, homophobia, or transphobia (or anything else shitty).

I think that’s all I have to post for now, but I’ll be updating with more content very soon! Please stay tuned for more blog posts in the future where you get to hear all of my SEX TOY OPINIONS!!!